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Guarding Death Chapter 3 [Aug. 2nd, 2009|03:57 am]
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[mood | exanimate]
[music |Ballroom Blitz~ Sweet]

Guarding Death Chapter 3 is finished.

~^Chapter 3~^


 




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More Doomsday Dreams [Jul. 13th, 2009|12:51 pm]
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[Current Location |Hell, 3rd Level]
[mood | Hungover]
[music |Drift Away~ Motley Crue]

*sigh* Why must I always only sleep a small handful of hours after getting drunk off my ass? On a plus side, I had a kickass dream that negated my panicky bad mood of last night.. It's hard to explain....

We were ourselves in a modern times, but the barriers of reality began breaking. Not just the 3rd and 4th walls; ALL of them. Characters and beings from other realities began flooding into ours. Some appeared in their original forms, and others "Possessed" or "merged" with humans here. When the government caught wind of what was happening, they began corralling everyone suspected of being or being possessed by the "invaders" in concentration camps or hunting them down to kill them directly. In the first wave of dreams, several beings had merged with me, but primarily the dominant being was Harry Potter. The others chose to merge with me and Harry to better help 'help things along' in this world. We were possessing of powers reminiscent of Alucard-meets Sam Winchester- meets Sephiroth. Whom I suspect were lending us power, if now outright possessing us. He had a Phoenix Guardian Force. During that segment, Harry was willingly allowing himself to be caught by the Allied Forces to be shipped off to a concentration camp so he could help liberate them from the inside. We were on the bus and we were speaking German or Romanian with another powerful being who was also going with the same objective in mind. Harry forced me out of my/his/our body because he knew that more than likely it would be a kamikaze mission.

After he forced me out I woke up, but fell back asleep. This time I was myself... I can't really tell who I had merged with this time around. I wasn't myself, I know that. I think Sam Winchester was lending me some of his powers and memories, but we weren't merged. Demons and Angels from Supernatural were still warring, only now it was a matter of complicated politics and 'which side are you on'. In the dream I knew ALL the politics, I knew ALL the sides, I knew ALL the intelligence and had all the knowledge of what was happening in the world, that I had gained through first hand knowledge or from spies and other sources positioned around the globe. The ones I remember clearest were: Demons who wanted to exterminate all humans, Angels who wanted to exterminate all humans but didn't want to join the Demons, Demons who did NOT want humans or "invaders" exterminated (This side was trying to save Sam and other powerful beings who were fighting for the "invaders"), Angels who did NOT want humans exterminated but didn't want to fight along side demons (Castiel was a member of this group, though he grudgingly helped Sam get a hold of his demonic powers once he realized what this world was trying to do), Unmerged humans fighting for freedom, Merged or possessed people fighting for freedom, Allied Forces (Unmerged humans trying to exterminate any being, creature, or merged soul that came through the Barrier Crash; This was comprised of mainly governmental forces around the world), Merged or unmerged creatures or beings fighting against all humans despite sides, unmerged humans as neutral and not fighting at all. There were more than just that, but I forget now that I'm awake.

Anyway, in the dream, I was with Dean Winchester, who had come through originally as himself, but he had decided to possess someone in an attempt to blend in. I think he possessed my brother o.O But I could always see 'Dean' not my brother. If I remember right, Adam was caught in a missile attack while fighting for the Unmerged Humans caught in the middle of the war and died.

Dean and I were caught in the middle of a Demon battle. Both sides of demons knew that I had partially merged with Sam and they either wanted to kill me to kill a piece of his soul, or they wanted to Deal with Dean in Sam's favor. Somehow in the dream I knew Sam wouldn't survive the war, not unless he full Merged with someone, and the demons knew it too. The demons who wanted humans to live were trying to make some sort of Deal.. I can't remember what Dean and Sam were getting out of it that would be good, but I remember that the demons kept telling Dean that yes, his soul would be forfeit in the deal, but they were giving him 10 years. They mentioned that it was alright, because Sam wouldn't be alone after Dean died, because Sam wouldn't survive to see 10 years either way. Dean refused and we ran.

Then I received intelligence from the Trickster that the Allies were mounting an air raid over the sector we were in. We knew of one bunker in our area, underneath a convenience store. The entire town was deserted for some reason, everyone had left ever before I knew there was going to be a raid. We went to the store and gathered supplies, intending to go down into the bunker and wait it out. I didn't want to go, I wanted to leave the sector, but Dean wanted to wait it out. There was something from the Breach that could help us in that town. Something that wouldn't be destroyed by a simple air strike. I somehow KNEW that Dean was intending to leave me in the bunker to go off half-cocked on his own to 'protect' me/Sam's Soul Shard. I was going along with it because I knew that either the Trickster would get me out if I called him, or Castiel would if I invoked his True Name. While we were gathering supplies, an unmerged human guard turned out to be occupying the bunker already, he came up top when he heard us in 'his' store. Dean held him up at gun point. The guard tried distracting us by doing the whole 'oh, what's that outside?' trick. Only I looked, and though I couldn't see anything, I KNEW there was something MAJOR BAD out there. I started invoking Castiel's Name as an Archangel when I woke up.

It was just this weird Epic dream. Being merged with so many powerful beings in the first half of it, and then being half-merged with Sam ensured that I was the Go-to person for anyone fighting against the Allies. I was like a Spy Master and integral Warrior all rolled into one. I knew anything and everything there was to know about that world that I either learned first hand along the way or was told by trusted Merged Beings or Unerged Beings, even the scientific mumbo jumbo detailing the Reality Breach, how it happened, why it happened, and how the Souls of the 'invaders' merged with humans. But I was also right in the thick of things, fighting and trying to keep as many people alive as possible, as long as those people were against the Allies and against anihalating humans as an entire race....

*sigh* I wish that would happen. If only I could remember the science behind it all. It had something to do with highly advanced String Theory and a 2nd Theory of Multi-Verse and Alternate Realities. If I was smart enough to be able to understand Math and Science better, I'd start researching, but I really have no clue where to look on the net. Most of the stuff published on here is complete bull and I would have no experience or knowledge base to know which ones were probable and which are false. I tend to understand complex things on a base level, not consciously. If I read a complex theory, I won't understand the long words, but in the end I'll know the base points that the theory was trying to get across. But understand the specifics is necessary in stuff life this.
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Fanfiction Archive Reference [Jul. 12th, 2009|04:40 pm]
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[music |Peaceful Easy Feeling~ The Eagles]

This is more for my own personal use, to keep track of where I have my various stories posted and under which Username. But you guys feel free to pop in and read 'em if you want! Mind the warnings and age restrictions though, they are there for a reason. Especially when my stories are involved.

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/340866/Black-Raven3
http://www.lostcave.net/Archive/viewuser.php?uid=53
http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/authors.php?no=1296814786
http://www.spntwisted.com/viewuser.php?uid=434
http://www.supernaturalville.net/viewuser.php?uid=4992
http://samdean.archive.nu/viewuser.php?uid=927
http://www.tthfanfic.org/Author-9875/BlackRaven.htm
http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/?guild_id=150095 ~Argentum Corvus
http://ravenofsilentdeath.googlepages.com/fanfics-r-us
http://anguifer.deviantart.com/

I'm sure there're several more I'm forgetting, but I'll add 'em as I remember 'em.
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Random Noise [Jul. 10th, 2009|02:19 pm]
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[Current Location |Hell, 6th Level]
[mood | hyper]
[music |Blaze o' Glory~ Bon Jovi]

OMG Random Noizes!!! \o/


Get a playlist! Standalone player Get Ringtones
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Guarding Death (Harry Potter/Supernatural) Rated R [Jul. 5th, 2009|05:42 pm]
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[Current Location |Hell, 3rd Level]
[mood | calm]
[music |Drift Away~ Doobie Brothers]

Title: Guarding Death

Summary: What if Castiel had one more charge, other than Dean. All those times Dean needed the angel, but he wasn't there, what if Cas were aiding someone else in their great times of need. Supernatural/Harry Potter Crossover.

Warnings: Slash, SEASON 4 SPOILERS!!!, Foul Language


 

Prologue )

 

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Sentimentality [Jul. 4th, 2009|12:18 pm]
[Current Location |Hell, 1st Level]
[mood | embarrassed]
[music |Deadwood Mountain~ Big 'n' Rich]

Sentimentality I has et \o/

Yes, apparently I DO have one tiny sympathetic bone in my body. I don't give a shit about our independence as a country, but I DO give a shit about all the blood this country is bathed in.

 Normally I would bash myself over the head and kill myself for thinkin' such things. I LIKE death, I LIKE bloodshed. But I do hold respect for those men and women who died doing what was right by them. Or those who didn't have a choice in the matter at all.

That's all I'm sayin' on the subject. Now run along and go  fuck some random sheep.
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In Other News [Jul. 3rd, 2009|01:00 pm]
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[Current Location |Hell, 4th Level]
[mood | amused]
[music |Highway Song~ Nazareth]

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
Your Result: Famine

When the third seal is opened, you ride forth on a black horse carrying scales to represent the injustice you will unleash. You bring starvation to the world, rendering essential foods unavailable while protecting luxury foods for the wealthy. Many will die, and wars will erupt over shortages of food.

Pestilence
War
Death
Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
Quiz Created on GoToQuiz


It's good to know my scores for this one haven't changed in the past years.

Oh, and this website? http://www.timecube.com/ I may be clinically insane, but I understand everything on this site. Maybe not consciously, but I understand what it's saying by feeling. I never think in words, I think in pictures and emotions.

Your result for The Chaos Test...


Chaos Vortex


More often than not, you lean toward chaos rather than order. Chances are you have a difficult time keeping things clean or orderly, but chances are you also don't really care too much. You're most likely a free spirit, artistic and creative, whether in a traditional pursuit like painting or writing, or a less conventional one like programming or rhetoric. Your predominating element is probably water.


Take The Chaos Test
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DisorderRating
Paranoid:High
Schizoid:High
Schizotypal:High
Antisocial:High
Borderline:Moderate
Histrionic:High
Narcissistic:Very High
Avoidant:High
Dependent:Low
Obsessive-Compulsive:Low

-- Personality Disorder Test --
-- Personality Disorder Information --



Huh. That's a whole hell of a lot higher than last time.... Am I really THAT narcissistic? I'm STILL shocked I didn't score higher on the Bi-Polar one. I suppose one of these days I should get professionaly evaluated.
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Quizzies!!! [Jul. 3rd, 2009|11:56 am]
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[Current Location |Hell, 5th Level]
[mood | bored]
[music |Renegade~ Styx]

Okay.... So. On the Harry Potter Character Quiz, I scored a #1 match for Sirius Black, and #2 match for Voldemort, and a #3 match for Ginny Weasley. What's that say about me? I'm a repressed raging psychopath with OCD, ADHD, and certainly no PhD...... Yeah, sounds about right.

And according to the Hogwarts House Quiz, I would be a Slytherin, with Ravenclaw coming in close second, and Hufflepuff a very distant third. Gryffindore didn't even make it on the map. Go figure, they're too busy trying to fight their way out of a wet paper bag to save a litter of kittens from almost certain doom.

My Wand would be an oblong, flesh colored stick that vibrates. Nah, I wish. My wand would have either a Chimera Scale or Ashwinder Fang in it.

If I were a Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor, I would be a spork.. O.O... I'd be a paranoid old codger who broke out of Azkaban to serve his Master by killing the Potter brat via Triwizard Tournament.... Yeah, sounds like me. Can't stand kids *shudder* They're all snivveling little rats who need to be fed to a pack of starving dogs.

If I had an Animagus Form, it would be a Mouse: Quick and quiet, your true self is hardly noticeable, because you try to be like the wolf and tiger; so you find yourself trying to be someone your not. Surrounded by peers who love everything you do, you don't really take notice because of your attitude; making you sometimes weak. Don't let your ego take over! Just be yourself and you might just turn from a little sewer mouse, to a big important messanger mouse to the upper class.

Ummm.... What if I like the sewers? They smell to high heaven, but there's no sun. O.< I hate the sun with a firy passion and wish it would explode already. Besides, I can't stand the uppity chits of high society. They can all suck my dick ofr all I care. "Messenger mouse" indeed *scoff*.

My Harry Potter Man would be both Sirius Black and Remus Lupin. They tied... Gives a whole new meaning to "doggie style" and "tying the knot". Third place was taken by Harry Potter. Heh, that's alright, he could join in the threesome. Kinky. Me wonders what his animagus form would be... Hopefully not a mouse, that's for sure.

If I were a Harry Potter Spell, I would be the Cruciatus Curse, Killing Curse, and Petrificus Totalis. In that order too. Did I not say at one point that I was a raging psychopath?

My Harry Potter Profession would be: Death Eater. Hands down too. Only Quidditch Player and Auror registered besides that one, and they were low on the percentile scale compared to a whopping 90% likelihood that I would maim, murder, and torture people for a living. I feel special.

My Hogwarts Classes of choice would be Potions and Astrology (I think they mean Astronomy). Heh, yeah. If I ain't in a dark dungeon or outdoors under a clear sky at night, I ain't happy. Trufax.

And last but not least, my Magical Pet would be either a Cat, a Dog, a Snake, a... Monkey...?, or an Exotic Bird. They all broke even so it's a tossup. The monkey.. IDK... o.O unless it's the evil closet monkey from Family Guy I don't think so.
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Yet More Random Quizzes [Jun. 30th, 2009|03:57 am]
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[mood | groggy]
[music |Demons~ Avenged Sevenfold]




Random: http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/need-to-know-alice-in-wonderland.html This made me squeal like a girl! It's AWESOME!!!! Also, on the topic of randomness, I think that the song Portrait (He Knew) by Kansas is in reference to Jesus. O.O What? don't look at me like that! It's open to interpretation, and the lyrics imply someone big and important and life-changing!



o.O Okay. FTW?! How the hell did it get "Unicorn" based on my answers of being a meat-eating, friendless, souless, killer???



That's more like it. I like Murphy from both the TV show and the books.



Can't say I'm deeply surprised at that.



Interesting....



Too true ;) I'm still building on that fantasy of myself and a werewolf *leer*
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Shadow (Hellsing/Supernatural Crossover) [Jun. 27th, 2009|02:18 am]
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[mood | predatory]
[music |Wanted: Dead or Alive~ Bon Jovi]

Title: Shadow
Author: [info]black_raven
Characters/Pairings: Sam, Alucard, Dean, John
Word Count: 2,500
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Sam remembers a recent hunt. Two weeks spent in Mt. Rushmore being hunted by shadows and a man in a red coat. The only hunt to ever truly get to his dad. Hellsing crossover.
Spoilers: Mild hints of Seasons 3-4, mainly in Alucard's title for Sam.
Warnings: Background Character Death, Mentions of Violence, Could be Considered Dark
Disclaimer: I do not own or claim to own any characters, settings, histories, etc., that belong to Supernatural or Hellsing. I make no money from this story.

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Angels and... Zombies??? [Jun. 27th, 2009|01:43 am]
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[Current Location |Hell- 3rd Level]
[mood | artistic]
[music |Icarus~ Kansas]

Strange Dreams!
Heh. Fun/weird dream. I was in a post-apocalyptic world where zombies were on the loose. I was held up in a convenience store/apartment building by myself. I had thought I was alone in the building until I went searching for weapons. There was a posh basement apartment that I checked first. Castiel showed up and told me I was going to die if I didn't leave, but I refused 'cause I'd seen a group of zombies out side the building chomping down on some poor bint. Cas left looking a bit sad, but I brushed it off.

I found an old colt revolver in a case. It was the Colt from Supernatural. I had just put the bullets in when a zombie dog came out and started attacking me, then the store front upstairs broke and zombies came. Dunno how they got downstairs so fast, but such is the way of dreams.

Anyway, there were four zombies and two zombie dogs. I shot two of the zombies and one of the dogs, but a zombie came up behind me while I was trying to stave off the last dog. I was out of bullets.

... Let's just say that dying in dreams HURTS.

That and I think it was tryin' to tell me that I should lay off watching/playing Resident Evil and Supernatural while drunk on 100 proof vodka.
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My Death Date [Jun. 18th, 2009|12:55 am]
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[mood | Snarky]
[music |Prop Me Up Beside the Jukebox If I Die]

Apparently I am set to die on Saturday, January 13, 2029.

*amused* Well, that's rather generous!

http://www.deathclock.com/
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Patronus and other Quizzes [May. 21st, 2009|12:19 am]
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[Current Location |Hell, 7th Level]
[mood | thoughtful]
[music |When You're Evil- Voltaire]

What's your Patronus?
Your Result: Your Patronus is a Panther!
 

You are strong enough to have few enemies and fearless enough to make those few enemies you have meet untimely ends. Of course, you're never caught. You are the bringer of silent justice.

Your Patronus is a Badger
 
Your Patronus is a Fox!
 
Your Patronus is a Hawk!
 
Your Patrnous is a Wolf!
 
Your Patronus is a Hedgehog!
 
Your Patronus is a Dolphin!
 
Your Patronus is an Iguana!
 
What's your Patronus?
Quiz Created on GoToQuiz





The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Extreme
Level 7 (Violent)Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very High

Take the Dante's Inferno Test

Wow, the results for the Dante's Inferno Test have really changed in the past year. Goes to show how people change as time goes on.
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A Devil on Fleet Street [May. 2nd, 2009|10:07 pm]
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[Current Location |???]
[mood | nostalgic]
[music |Patience- Guns 'n' Roses]

Title: A Devil on Fleet Street
Summary: A Devil ponders about the Demon-Barber of Fleet Street. No pairings. One-shot. Hellsing/Sweeney Todd.


The moon swelled bright in the skies, illuminating the filthy streets of London. The silver glow did nothing to make the decrepit buildings and horrid tramps look appealing. Strumpets and drunkards were the only humans brave enough or stupid enough to traverse the lanes and alleys at this time of the night. Mangy alley-cats, the few that remained with the meat shortage still going strong, stole silently through the shadows. One, a scraggly calico, paused in the hunt to peer curiously into one dark shadow in particular. A throaty chuckle echoed down the lane. The cat held its ground even as two glowing red eyes appeared and the owner of the dark laugh materialized from no where. Crimson fabric swirled around the man’s legs, white flashed as he leered down at the simple creature with a grin. Finally realizing the danger, the cat reared back with a hiss and bolted into the gutter. It was too late. Black tendrils shot out and engulfed the animal with gusto. Human-like shrieks of agony disturbed the quiet before the shadows consumed it.

A jaunty tune whistled from the man’s lips as he strolled out of the alleyway and into the street. Even the most desperate whores steered clear on him, despite his appearance of wealth. There was something not right about him. He was too tall, too well fed, too cheerful for the dead of depressing times. No heed was taken as he made a beeline for one of the unlit shops that were crammed together like old beggars on a cold evening. A menacing aura surrounded this building in particular. It had caught his attention, first a fortnight ago, while he had been wandering the streets after visiting his beloved; and again, a week ago. Now, his curiosity could not be quelled any longer. Each time he passed near this place the stench of death and decay only grew stronger. Now he would discover why. It drew him in, like a silent symphony that only he could hear. For only those that dealt as close with death as he, could appreciate the work of art that lay within this unassuming little shop on Fleet Street. His want of knowledge would be assuaged before the night was out, he would make sure of it.

Mrs. Lovett’s pie shop was closed, however it did not dissuade him from knocking on the door. He waited for a moment before growing impatient when no response was forthcoming. Glancing around, he spied a dim light in the loft above the shop. A deep breath was drawn into cold, dead lungs as he sniffed the air around the shop. The scents of blood and fear were strong here. He chuckled heartily and made his was to the upper level. Darkness drew around him like a cloak as he stepped through the door without opening it. He observed his surroundings with keen interest. The loft was of decent size, if somewhat bare of decoration. It held the appearance of a place long abandoned, despite its obvious occupant.

A man reclined in a barber’s chair situated in the center of the loft. Black hair, struck through with grey, hung limply in front of his eyes. His eyes were what drew the watcher’s attention, as well as the harsh tune he was singing of so softly. A silver razor blade was pressed ponderously, almost lovingly, to the man’s cheek. What a curious man he was! His eyes were just as cold and sharp as the blade he caressed. They were sad and haunted, but with a steely purpose hidden in the black gaze. The man’s song slowly invaded the watcher’s mind, inspiring in him a sudden hilarity.

“There are two kinds of men and only two,
There’s the one staying put in his proper place,
And the one with his foot in the other one’s face,
We all deserve to die,
Tell you why Mrs. Lovett, tell you why.
The lives of the wicked should be made brief,
For the rest of us death will be a relief,
We all deserve to die….
Johanna…. I will have you bleeders.”

The last words were spoken quietly, rather than sung. The name said with such tenderness as the watcher would utter his own loves, the oath spat out with wrath and promise. The proceeding silence was interrupted as the watcher’s amusement got the better of him. Maniacal laughter startled the human. He leaped to his feet in shock, razor held out threateningly as he peered into the darkest corner of the room. Shadows seemed to writhe with a life of their own as the intruder allowed himself to finally be seen.

“Such a wonderful melody! And so enlightened! Sing it again for me?”

“Who are you, sir? What are you doing here?”

“You may call me Vlad, or Alucard, if you wish.”

He bowed graciously and grinned, revealing abnormally sharp teeth. It unnerved the man, but the blade held steady even as he inclined his head in acknowledgement. His eyes flashed dangerously as he murmured, “Sweeney Todd. Now how did you come to enter this place?”

The watcher, Alucard, smiled gaily and silently delighted in what he witnessed in this human’s mind. What marvelous carnage and bloodshed! Ingenious as well. Never before had Alucard gazed upon one after his own heart, before tonight. It seemed that one did not have to be a vampire to be a Monster! Todd’s mind was lucid and calm; bloodlust and the driving need for revenge boiling under the surface. He was perfectly sane and calculating in how he plotted his retribution. How refreshing it was to make this new discovery. Although, the vampire shied away from Todd’s memories of his love; too close it was, to mirroring his own current predicament with Mina. He slowly picked his way through Todd’s recent memories and grinned. Perhaps he would have to come back during the day, and sample one of these infamous meat pies. It was an interesting, if backwards, way of helping his fellow man while achieving his own goals. Alucard loved the way this man thought, even if the initial plan for the bodies had come from Mrs. Lovett.

Silence pervaded too long and Todd frowned darkly. The only thing giving him pause from slashing this man’s throat and having done with it were the stranger teeth and even stranger red eyes. Instinct held him back. Alucard was dangerous, but seemed too engrossed in his private amusement. It rankled on Sweeney’s nerves, but carefully he lowered his friend, caressing the blade lovingly, before snapping it closed. He slowly retreated back to his chair, reclaiming his place on it. It was the same chair which mere hours earlier had provided Mrs. Lovett fodder for her delectable pies. A glimmer of dark laughter appeared in his eyes as he observed his visitor’s every move. Alucard sauntered forward to stand casually, looking down at the human before him.

“If you will not tell me how, or why, then tell me… what you are.”

“Oh, I suspect you already know. I am a vampire. And what are you, Mr. Todd?”

Sweeney only blinked to show his surprise. It bothered him not a bit that his suspicions were confirmed true. Working in the prison labor camps, he had come across stranger things than vampires. As well, things more daunting. To him there was no monster worse than his fellow man. The question posed by the vampire before him was shocking, but he responded without hesitation. He had pondered the same exact question since his re-emergence into London society.

“I am a monster, Mr. Alucard. A monster spawned from the deepest depths of the pits of Hell. Reborn with but one purpose. I am a demon, Mr. Alucard. A demon, if only by my own deed and design.”

The answer further delighted Alucard. Yes indeed, Mr. Todd was a rare jewel! It was a great shame that he was male, and no longer a virgin. He would have made a perfect addition to the Dracula Clan. So few humans could incite such interest from him. Such a shame. However, even Alucard, with his deep ambitions, knew that it was impossible to re-create a Monster. This… demon, this former dog, this former man, was already perfection. Yes, Demon suited Mr. Todd. Yes indeed….

Gazing into this Demon-barber’s soul, Vlad Dracula III loosed a chuckle that sent shivers up Sweeney’s spine; and grinned a terrible grin, as shadow slowly consumed him where he stood. He greatly suspected, that some day, after they both had found True death, he and Todd would meet again. On that day, they would meet in Hell, and wreak such terrible destruction upon the fire-y banks of the river Styx. It would only be fitting, for souls such as theirs. Forever lusting for the blood that stained their hands in life…. What a beautiful night it would be!
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@_@ (part two) [Mar. 28th, 2009|12:47 am]
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[Current Location |Hell, 8th Level]
[mood | cranky]
[music |Beast and the Harlot- Avenged Sevenfold]

... >.<

I have been sick the past week and a half to two weeks.

'nuf said.

*dark brooding silence*

*pathetic cough*

*more brooding silence*
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@_@ [Mar. 15th, 2009|12:42 am]
[Current Location |Hell, 4th Level]
[mood | sore]
[music |I'm An Asshole- Denis Leerey]

... x.x *crawls across floor of cave*

must...get...caffein...must...get...nicotine...

*collapses and dies in all it's(her) snoring zombified glory*

~*Tombstone Reads*~

D.R.I.P.
(Doesn't Rest In Peace)

Here lies an over worked,
under paid,
never appreciated
Lunatic.
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Moo [Feb. 28th, 2009|02:00 am]
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[Current Location |Hell]
[mood | horny]
[music |Ain't Lookin' For Nothin' But A Good Time- Poison]

So, this is my first official "post" in an entire year. I am not counting the stories or the random post from my phone. But anyway. Bored at work and waiting for the clock to tick down so I can sign back in and slack off.

Sometimes doing your job good is murder. You have to work even when the job is technically done within the first three hours I'm here.

Oh well.

Asphinctersayswhat? Asphinctersayswhat?

Exactly.

I am in an odd mood. I wanna get drunk and fuck the hell outta some blonde bimbo. Paul is rubbing off on me XP

Not too bad considering I now have Alucard as a perminent resident in the cave in my head. Some interesting conversations overheard:

"Dude, don't do that, you know David don't like it when you drool on his boots!"

"AW MAN! ALUCARD! STOP FUCKING GETTING BLOOD IN MY BED!"

"But Master, I like it here in this twisted little space. My host is so... interesting for a human. And it's fun ripping the limbs off my roommates and watching them twitch like insects as they regenorate slowly."

"Um, Alucard, since when do you have TITS?!"

"Hey, pass me the intestins.... What? I find it fun to string them about in dungeons and freak out Police Girl."

"Hey hey hey! Man, if you're gonna do that while you're in dog form, don't do it in MY room! AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T LEAVE THE DAMN CORPSE UNDER THE BED~!"

"So, Alucard can turn into a girl huh?....... *evil grin, slinks off, followed several moments later by a manly scream of agony and girlish giggling*"
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Dance The Night Away [Feb. 24th, 2009|01:04 am]
[Tags|, , , , ]
[Current Location |Hell]
[mood | chipper]
[music |A Little Piece of Heaven- Avenged Sevenfold]

Title: Dance the Night Away
Fandom: Hellsing
Genre: General
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Walter and Alucard strike a deal regarding the de-aged butler's taste in music. Implied AxW. Complete

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Loud music vibrated through the lower most levels of the newly rebuilt Hellsing Manor. The figure reclining lazily on his throan scowled, bags visible under his eyes. That blasted pissant had been playing his music non-stop since his return to the mansion. Being that his room was immediately next to the wall which housed Alucard's coffin, the ancient vampire had not slept in nearly five days. He glared murderously at the wall. An eye twitched as the volume went up. A low growl. Blessed silence. The dark figure sighed in relief. It was short lived. Just as suddenly as it had stopped, it started back up again, louder than before.

If Alucard had not known better, he would have sworn the bastard was reading his thoughts. Finally, he could take no more of this. He jumped to his feet and stalked through the wall, the want of blood-shed showing in his eyes. The room he found himself in was completely trashed. It looked like the aftermath of a vandilism. Filthy laundry was strewn about carelessly, as well as numerous blood packets, some empty, some still containing putrid, rotten fluid. Random trinkets were also visible on the floor and sat haphazardly on the sparse shelving, along with, Alucard was displeased to note, un-cared for weapons.

Among the mess, a dark figure danced to the music. He some how managed to move about gracefully without tripping over any of the mess. Alucard paused to watch the young retainer shimmy his hips seductively, back turned to the vampire. The dancing fit the music, and what interesting dancing it was! Alucard leered for a moment before drawing his Jackel and aiming it expertly at the source of the bothersome noise.

The shot echoed through the confined room, causing the younger vampire to wheel around in shock. His filament wires were drawn and ready to attack, not relaxing even as he saw that it was only his old friend. Slowly, he lowered his hands as he registed the sudden, deffening silence in the room. He turned and stared at the smoking, decimated sound system before glaring at the grinning vampire. Not bothering to hide his gun, Alucard returned it to the holster, eager for a reaction.

"Alucard! What the bloody hell was that for?! You owe me a new stereo!"

"I have a headache from that damn thing." Was the calm reply.

"So you decided to destroy my property?! You great, bleedin' son of a-"

Walter was cut off mid rant as the unwelcome guest stormed forward and roughly hoisted him in the air by the front of his shirt. Alucard did not look phased as he stared his friend down. An amused smirk toiled at the corner of his lips. The sixteen year old butler scowled darkly as he realized there was also the scent of melted compact disk permeating the room.

"You also owe me a new Metallica CD."

Alucard threw his head back and laughed. It amused him that this weakling was attempting to order him about. Had his friend still been his old self, perhaps he would have taken the man's "request" into consideration. Now, however, the man was reduced to the same petulance as he had once possessed at age 14; and deserved to be treated in a manner befitting his age. Even despite that however, Alucard was pleased by his old friend's new body. He licked his lips hungerly as he eyed the boy up and down.

Two pairs of crimson eyes stared at each other, sizing the other up. Walter's look slowly morphed into one of pure mischief, with a hint of something darker. He knew that look that the No Life King was giving him. He ceased his struggles and hung limp, toothy grin worming its way to his face.

"If you continue to destroy my CDs I shall have nothing left to dance to, nor anything worth dancing for."

"...Fine," Came the grudging acknowledgement.

"However, if I get you a new one you can only listen to it while I am here.... I may even be persuaded to 'dance' with you."

They leered at each other for a long moment.

"Deal."
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[Feb. 12th, 2009|08:57 am]
[Current Location |Moo ]
[mood | aggravated]
[music |Let it play-poison]

This is a test to see if mylame ass phone internet works
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This is the End Finale [Feb. 2nd, 2009|12:11 am]
[Tags|, , , , ]
[Current Location |Hell, Shiny Hell]
[mood | crazy]
[music |Down With The Sickness- Disturbed]

This Is The End

Finale

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Something was tickling his cheek. He didn't like it one bit. His nose crinkled and a tired, plaintive noise escaped him as he rolled over and buried his face in the rough sheets. Someone laughed. It didn't sound familiar. He frowned when something once again tickled him, this time on the bottom of one of his feet. A whine eminated from his throat. He didn't recall taking off his shoes.

"Wake-y wake-y, little brother. You've slept long enough."

He sat bolt upright. He knew that voice. He screamed and scrambled out of the bed in a panic. More laughter assaulted his ears. He tripped over his own feet and fell to the ground, twisting so he could stare at his welcome committee in outrage.

"You hit me in the face with a shovel! Stay away! I knew I couldn't trust you!"

Attempting to flee as Paul strutted around the bed was futile. All he succeeded in doing was tangling himself in the bedding that had fallen off in his mad rush to get away. Someone snickered near by, but the wolf kept his undivided attention on the one who had assaulted him with a deadly weapon. He eyed Paul with an air of deep suspicion as the blonde sat on the bed in front of him. Sam looked all around warily, as if expecting the vampire to suddenly produce another shovel and start wacking him with it. The blonde vampire's friendly smile and show of empty hand was not entirely reassuring.

"Calm down, bud."

"Calm down? You hit me in the face with a shovel."

Sam spoke slowly, as if to a five year old, rightious indignation eminating from him. His outraged look only seemed to further amuse the vampires. Marko wandered over and plopped himself down on the floor beside Sam, offering him a joint. The boy eyed it for a moment before delicately accepting it. He had taken up smoking some of his grandpa's stash after he and the Frogs had saved Michael. It helped kill some of his nightmares. He felt the effects almost immediately and had to marvel at the potent weed. Marko gave him a knowing grin as he snagged it back, took at deep drag, and handed it off to Paul.

Peace offering accepted, the boys sat smoking quietly for a few minutes. Sam still occasionally shot Paul odd looks, but it was mostly the paranoia kicking in. David and Dwayne stayed near the fountain, sharing a joint of their own. They knew that of the four of them, Sam would most likely be more at ease around the other two. David intimidated him too much, and Dwayne had been the one he had 'killed' all those months ago. The last thing they needed was a hysterical werewolf on their hands.

"You'll like it here. It'll be loads better than what you had." Paul broke the silence.

"No one telling you what to do, what to wear, how to think; shit like that. David is cool. Don't let him fool ya. Sure, he can be a hard ass, but that's mostly 'cause of Max, and when we're around humans."

Sam still looked solem despite his relaxed posture. He stared at his hands, thinking over Paul's assurances. He was scared, and unnerved by this group. How they expected him to fit in with them was beyond him. They were cool. He was lame. Even he knew it, despite his seeming lack of care over what people thought of the way he dressed and acted. The idea of the boys though... appealed to him.

"What's going to happen now?"

Marko made to answer but David cut in. "Now, we are going hunting. You're coming with us."

The werewolf was not so far gone that he didn't panic once the meaning of the words sank in. Before he could move to make a run for it, Paul was already on his feet standing over the shaking boy. A squeak escaped the younger teen as he was grabbed roughly and hauled to his feet, held in place by a vice-like grip on his arms. He shrank back against Paul as the vampire leader stormed over, fangs flashing. None of them looked sympathetic.

"Do not forget our deal, Sam. One wrong move, one word, and I will end it. You are coming hunting with us. You will watch, and you will enjoy it. Got it?"

The terrified boy nodded emphatically and Paul let him go. He followed reluctantly as they started migrating outside. He hung back when they reached the bikes, unsure of who to ride with. Neither Paul nor Marko looked particularly keen on letting him touch their bikes; David was right out. An annoyed expression crossed Dwayne's face and he waved Sam over impatiently. He complied slowly, eying Dwayne as if he were a rabid animal. Finally he scrambled on behind the native. It was awkward. He was unused to riding a bike, and didn't want to touch the vampire he had blown up. He had no choice once they took off.

~^~^~

It was one wild ride. When they finally parked the bikes behind a sand dune Sam was plastered to Dwayne's back. The others found it amusing, much to Sam's emarassment. He scrambled off and shuffled his feet anxiously. The sounds of a party going on could be heard over the rise. Anticipation and excitement hung thick in the air as they herded Sam over the hill, not even bothering to hide their presense. The humans were either too drunk or too stoned to notice the five join their small group. Sam wanted to shout at them to run, to save themselves but bit his tongue. He knew in his heart that it would do not good, so why bother and get his family killed as well. His silence seemed to please David. The vampires all grinned, fangs lengthening.

The humans were all dead before they were aware of the danger. All but one. The blood stained predators regrouped in a circle, Sam trapped in the center. Gripped between Dwayne and David was an unconscious girl. Blood trickled from a wound on her forehead. Sam's eyes zeroed in on the crimson liquid and he shivered. He licked his lips, throat suddenly parched, and took a staggered step forward. His stomach growled with hunger and his jaw ached as he felt his teeth elongate. A whimper escaped him. He was not as strong as Michael. He could not control the hunger.

The wolf in him grew restless, craving flesh even as his mouth watered at the thought of the coppery blood sliding down his throat. With and anguished cry he lunged forward and sank his teeth savagely into the side of the girl's neck. The boys howled their own song of victory and the wolf rejoyced at finally being free.

It was done.
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